NerdFest 2011

Dear GuyInTheLibraryWhoIsTalikingWayToLoud,

You're really starting to get on my nerves. For the past hour and a half you've filled the basement of the library with your incessant speech. Even if you think your group project is really cool, the rest of us down here are about to start a mob and march you right back to the prehistoric sludge you crawled out of. Though I do admit, your idea about making a mini-movie of a video game based explanation of the history of Confucianism is pretty creative, but your dreadlocks and receding hairline are keeping me from truly appreciating your full potential.

On behalf of the rest of the library, I feel as if I should inform you that talking VERY LOUDLY about manga and video games and the wardrobe (or not-wardrobe) of that geisha in that one video game does not make you sound as intelligent as you would like to think you are. In reality, you're just driving the rest of us crazy. So please, do us all a favor and either:

1. Change the topic of your video from Confucianism to the history of Christianity between the end of the fourth Crusade and Copernicus, which most of us in this library actually care quite a bit about right now, or
2. Go outside and talk to your group. The overcast weather and chilly temperature will probably suit your taste and they won't mess up your pasty complexion, keeping your status as an incessant video gamer intact.

I wish you and your group the best of luck on your project, and for Christmas, I hope Santa brings you a soundproof room for working on group projects in.

Love,

Solange

P.S. Asian couple making out on top of the table next to mine... You're next!